Wicker....the other white meat

Posted Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:43 AM by BJ not BK
Ok, so I am not a big fan of wicker furniture. There are only two states that you will ever see wicker in, 1. New, pristine, in a showroom of a furniture store or 2. Uterly destroyed, sitting on the curb in shredded taters waiting pickup by the trashman.

What is the allure of wicker anyway? I mean who says to themselves, "That dried grass would make a great lazy boy!" Wicker can barely hold itself together let alone a 230lb armchair quarterback. And wicker is not comfortable. You would think that the wicker myth would be dispelled by word of mouth after so many years? Ever notice how wicker is marketed? Usually you see wicker in a tropical setting, like if you buy this bookshelf then you will feel like you are at the beach? How many bookshelves made out of grass have you ever seen while at the beach?

Wicker by any other name is still wicker so don't be fooled. There is no such thing as stronger, longer lasting "free range wicker" and ratan is still wicker! If you google the word wicker you will see the following results: Results 1 - 10 of about 13,500,000 for wicker [definition]. (0.11 seconds)

Wickerpedia defines those addicted to wicker as follows: See hoodwinked, wool over the eyes, sucker.

Wicker is not furniture it is landscaping gone horribly wrong.

Comments

# re: Wicker....the other white meat

Saturday, October 28, 2006 8:53 PM by Sally

Lol  what can I say!! The only thing you forgot to mention was the "wicker" sound  you get when you move around in a chair, or move that bookshelf from one place to another.

Great post, keep it up!!

dat4255

# re: Wicker....the other white meat

Tuesday, October 31, 2006 7:51 AM by BJ not BK

Thanks Sally!