BJ Not BK

"Exploratory Committee"

Do you ever wonder who came up with this phrase? Whether genius or madman this scam, sham phrase that has been invented, injected, and inserted into the lexicon is here to stay so why not start using it?

The power behind the “E.C.” allows those who provoke it the ability to appear that they are doing something without actually 1. doing something and 2. taking any risk associated with doing something.

For example: "Today, with much seriousness and thought, respect, and awe, I announce my intentions of forming an exploratory committee to run for the office of crossing guard at B.M. High School."

Who announces to the world their intentions of doing something? Imagine holding a press conference to announce to the world you intend to wax your back. Now you may never actually do it but at least you have announced your intent of doing it. Now add the “E.C.” to the mix. You have just dipped your toe into the deep pool of ambiguity. Wait for a minute, a day, or even a week for the responses to come then proceed as follows:

“After much thought and work with my “E.C.” I have decided that waxing my back would not be appropriate at this time.”

Who belongs to these committees anyway? Do Universities have degree programs for these positions? Now you and I both know that there is no committee and there was no exploring yet a possible hairy situation was avoided with family, friends, and co-workers by evoking the constitutional right of the “E.C.”

This technique can be applied in all aspects of life:

At home: “Today I plan on forming an “E.C” to determine the feasibility of playing golf this Saturday.”

The wife will appreciate your attempt to understand the complexities, impact, and nuances of a decision such as taking 8 hours and $175.00 away from the family for one day of cursing, chasing, and hitting the little white ball.

At work: “Today I plan on forming an “E.C.” to determine the feasibility of taking the next two weeks off with pay.”

How impressed will your boss be when you speak with authority and confidence?

Wait for the reaction and at the appropriate time either proceed as announced or retract your intent based on the findings of the committee.

Have trouble making decisions? Fearful of what others may think? The “E.C” just might be for you. I’ll let you know once the reports from the committee come back.