No new Christmas songs please!!
Posted
Monday, November 27, 2006 9:52 AM
by
BJ not BK
I was over it before it began. M and I were out driving yesterday and
almost all of the stations were playing Christmas music. The weather
was cold and overcast, houses along the streets were decorated, L sat
in the back laughing all in all a really good day to be out and to be
alive. Then it happened. Out of nowhere it came at us over the air
waves. Something more hideous and tragic than you might imagine...a new
Christmas song!
I am a big fan of the "classic" Christmas songs,
Silent Night, O holy night, Jingle Bells, Blue Christmas, White
Christmas, Santa Bring my Baby back to me, Rocking around the Christmas
Tree, Christmas Time by Alvin and the Chipmunks and so on.
I
like new versions of the classics performed by Elvis, Chris Isaak, and
almost any other artist who wants to put out a record around the
holidays but please, please do not try and write a new Christmas song
and for heaven's sake don't ever play it on the radio!
I revert
back to the incident yesterday. As I said, me and my family were
accosted without warning, without notice. The radio was up as we had
just finished enjoying the previous song when out of nowhere the notes
and lyrics filled the cabin of the car. Some man was singing about how
he was at the mall, out of money, and Christmas wouldn't be the same
because he couldn't buy Johnny a red train or something hokey like
that. I don't want to hear some singer crying about crowded malls, late
shipping from Amazon, or no parking places this year for Christmas. I
don't want to know what Johnny will or will not be getting or why Sally
has been such a brat. I don't care to hear about a Middle Eastern
Christmas in the desert or about a lack of a white Christmas due to
greenhouse effects and the capitalist pigs who have created it.
All
I want for Christmas is the classic songs about faith, family, and fun,
no politics, no dot com, no materialism just good family music.
Now I do like the song the 12 pains of Christmas. Click on the link and enjoy!
http://lightoflove.net/12PainsOfCmas.htm