BJ Not BK

What pro wrestler would I be and why?  Great question and one that I have spent many lonely evenings pondering beneath the Caribbean moonlight, the loud crashing of the waves off in the distance, small plumes of cigar smoke encircling my head as I banged out stories on the machine. 

One doesn't approach such a serious question without putting great thought into it.  Hulk Hogan might be the natural choice.  Here is a man of principal.  A man who purports to both pray and eat his vitamins as well as holding a large following of hulkamaniacs.  The Ultimate Warrior?  Not so much.  What about Rowdy Roddy Piper?  While the idea of a kilt intrigues me the guy was just too Rowdy for my taste.  The Iron Sheik...I don't think so. 

My choices were really narrowed to two that continue to haunt me:

1.  Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka
2.  George the "Animal" Steele

Drum roll please......

And the answer is George the Animal Steele.

My decision was based on one of my lifetime fantasies...nothing more.

I always wanted to eat a turnbuckle.