Spam is the mystery meat that is horribly misunderstood. Picked on by Vegans, held in disgust by those
with an IQ higher than a bag of rocks, Spam, next to Tang, is one of man’s
greatest yet often feared inventions. For
real!!! Who out there doesn’t like
salty, pressed meat-like substances packed tightly into a rectangular can? But I digress….
The real meat of this post surrounds the jelly, the
delicious brown, jiggly stuff that always floats to the top. I believe the French call it the crème de la crème….but
what do the French know anyway right?
Recent
demographics taken from the reading audience of bjnotbk state that you are
intellectual, affluent in both politics and vast social circles, you have a
median income of 1.2 million dollars, and that you are huge fans of online
treasure hunts, NASCAR, and anything with caffeine in it. So what’s my point?
I know you, you only want to get to the good stuff, the Spam
jelly, the delicious brown jiggly stuff at the top. So here is your Spam Jelly for Thursday.
- Rosie O’Donnell
is out – did anyone see this coming?
Who would have thought that an angry, mannish, rambling woman would
not make good daytime TV?
- Sheryl
Crow had to cancel several of our upcoming tour dates. Officials blame a recent case of the
green apple two-step as cause.
- Global
Warming is real and if you don’t believe it then put on your coat, play in
the snow, and see for yourself!
- McCain
announced his candidacy….yawn….for presidency.
- The
2008 Olympics are close than you think.
What will China
show and hide from the world?
- What happened
to the following top stories?
- North Korea
– weren’t they a serious threat?
- Social
Security – wasn’t this a serious threat?
- Here
is a video I know you Spam lovers will enjoy [link].
Make sure you ingest 12 Zantac, two Tylenol, and 5 Prilosec
chased by some ice cold Pepto within two hours of reading this post to prevent
heartburn and upset stomach.