BJ Not BK

President Clinton recently unveiled her 9 point plan to help you and me [link],

Here are the highlights:

1.  Leveling the playing field and reducing special breaks for big corporations.  The love of big oil and big Pharma is the root of all evil.  If we could only make them pay for all profitable business they have conducted, tax them for any profits, and re-distribute the wealth. 

2.  Eliminating incentives for American companies to ship jobs and profits overseas.  Globalization?  We don’t need to compete in no global economy.  We don’t need no stinking globalization!

3.  Reforming the governance of corporations and the financial sector.  Destroy the free market and make the capitalist pig CEOs renounce their bonus structures.  Who cares if these bonus structures are negotiated independently of each other or that no one is forcing high CEO bonus payouts.  The free market should not exist, the government should be the end all be all when it comes to pay and bonus programs.

4.  Restoring fiscal responsibility to government.  That means more entitlement programs, more pork spending, more special earmarks for pet project.  Remember, only the government has the intellect to spend your money wisely.

5.  Give every young person an opportunity to attend college, and ensure that education starts early in life and continues into adulthood.   That means that every child in America would be force fed a secular progressive, anti-God, anti-moral agenda from pre-school through college.

6.  More support for community colleges and alternative schools.  Don’t even think about asking for school vouchers.  Remember, the NEA is still king!

7.  Help working people earn enough to support their families and help them save for the future.   Tax the rich, punish profitable companies, create more government dependency, and re-distribute wealth under the neo-socialistic movement.

8.  Ensure that every American has quality, affordable health care.  Affordable but not adequate.  See Canada.

9.  Make investments necessary for creating new jobs.  See wealth re-distribution, tax hikes, and increasing the size of the Federal Government.

Where do I sign up?