Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator

Posted Tuesday, June 05, 2007 4:00 PM by BJ not BK

Please read the following aloud using the "movie guy voice."

In a world, in a land that time forgot, a nation struggles to find itself, it's identity, it's purpose.

What can you do when all the heroes have given in given up.

- Now play the really intense/fast music with a montage of clips showing - Republicans spending like drunken sailors, open borders, Hillary laughing, Obama, well, doing whatever it is that Obama does -

Now back to the deep movie guy voice:

This summer, a nation screams for help, cries from the dark abyss of indirection, lack of leadership, lack of hope.  A hero will rise, one man will save them all.

Fred Thompson is....the Silver Senator.  See him in the Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator. 

Are you buying this ticket?

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# re: Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator

Tuesday, June 05, 2007 4:35 PM by Fluffy Cow

hee hee hee!  But are the special effects any good?

# re: Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator

Tuesday, June 05, 2007 9:22 PM by ShakenNotStirred

I would like a refund please...

# re: Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator

Tuesday, June 05, 2007 10:56 PM by WesleySonofCornelius

Shaken, the 'movie' hasn't been released yet ... did you get an illegal copy?

# re: Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator

Saturday, June 09, 2007 9:26 AM by Sally

Who is the co-star?