Today is the day. As I write this post I must confess to you that I am hidden away in a small villa in Italy receiving a blood transfusion. The truth is that I can't keep up with the younger bloggers so I have resorted to blood doping to boost my performance.
I have also finished another round of steroids, ingested cases of creatine, and am back on my diet of cream rich foods....mmmmm cream rich foods.
My hopes are that by the beginning of next week I will once again be back on form, back on top, and posting like a machine fueled by my new found roid rage.
Thank goodness the blogging world hasn't followed suit of other professions such as the NFL, NBA, MLB and instituted a drug testing policy.
Speaking of professional sports, I know no one in America is watching the Tour de France but did you see where they just pulled the leader, Rasmussen, out of the race for allegedly doping? I am told that the only cyclists remaining are two guys from Belgium and an elderly lady with a thick mustache.
French authorities were quick to point out that the elderly lady is under suspicion due to the large amounts of facial hair and that she would soon be tested for testosterone.
Goofy French.