Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Posted Friday, August 10, 2007 11:28 AM by BJ not BK

Here is the part of the show where you, the faithful reader, submit your favorite joke's punchline.

Please, family friendly material only.

Remember, we are only posting the punchline.

 

Here is mine:

"Do you want that bridge in 2 or 4 lanes?"
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# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 10:56 AM by Fluffy Cow

To hold up their pants.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 10:56 AM by Fluffy Cow

He made his own sandwiches.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:05 AM by Fluffy Cow

They called back!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:07 AM by Star Dust

Get the honey, Junior!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:11 AM by Star Dust

God said that when he first saw it, he thought it was a lion too.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:25 AM by Acorn

It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:27 AM by knight of rook

yep yep yep

fork and knife, fork and knife

candy candy

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:36 AM by knight of rook

He got hit by an ice cream truck and rasberry ice cream flew every where!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:43 AM by knight of rook

At the bottom of the last page!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:45 AM by Fluffy Cow

...I even banged it against the wall!  I STILL can't get the lid off!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:50 AM by Acorn

It was a William goat which I grabbed by its anecdote and extinguished.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:52 AM by knight of rook

Jerry, put the frosted flakes away!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:57 AM by Fluffy Cow

beep beep beep beep beep beep...

(For the JT400 crowd!)

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 11:59 AM by Star Dust

They even learned to speak Indian Cherokee!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 12:00 PM by Fluffy Cow

Moooooooooooooo!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 12:00 PM by Zach

Naw, I give up. You can have the duck.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 12:02 PM by Fluffy Cow

A frog in a blender.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 12:06 PM by Fluffy Cow

Well... grandma's up on the roof...

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 12:09 PM by Uncle Jesse

I don't like my chickens live, I like em dead and deep fried, ever heard a Popeyes!?

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 1:04 PM by knight of rook

Hello!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 1:52 PM by JBR

Oh no...not more hieroglyphics!

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 1:52 PM by JBR

ANAGRAMS!!! :'(

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 2:56 PM by Star Dust

Mr. Peabody, we think you're special.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 6:06 PM by The Four Centuries

"Uh- I think I will just order an egg sandwich."

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 6:06 PM by The Four Centuries

"Ah! A talking muffin!"

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 8:14 PM by Fluffy Cow

That's ok, I've got enough lumber in the attic to rebuild it.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 8:14 PM by Fluffy Cow

Maybe we should have told him where the rocks are...

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 8:15 PM by Fluffy Cow

Shoulda stopped while he was a head.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Friday, August 10, 2007 8:23 PM by Acorn

Because seven ate nine.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 1:51 PM by Fluffy Cow

He flew 37 missions.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007 1:51 PM by Fluffy Cow

Showoff.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:41 AM by fleur_de_lis

And there, on the cold, hard, ground--lay a mashed potato bug.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:43 AM by fleur_de_lis

And there, on the cold, hard ground--lay a mashed potato bug.

# re: Punch Line Friday 2.0 Back by popular demand.

Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:23 AM by Star Dust

I am real.