Some of you sleep on your side, some in the fetal position. Some of you sleep on your backs. Some of you sleep with pillows tucked around you, in between crevicies, over your head and around your neck to the point of suffocation. Some of you sleep in jammies with cute prints, rumor has it that Joe Napalm sleeps in footed pajamas with prints of small green tanks on them.
Then there are the straight up freaks, you know who you are, you are the few, the proud, the stomach sleepers. Yes, I am talking to you oh, foot hanger off the bedder.
As as we toss and turn for hours trying to find the right spot, the right mix of blanket, sheet, and pillow, you are counting sheep.
You sir, are an inspiration.