BJ Not BK

If you love your family you will read this post.  If you want your family to live you will read this post.  If you want freedom to reign you will read this post.

If you want the US to capture Bin Laden you will read this post.  

If you want the economy to turn around, gas prices to drop, and the mortgage crisis to end you will read this post.

If you love your country you will read this post.

If you want to end all forms of body leakage you will read this post.

If you do not read this post......

4 baby seals will be clubbed to death

Karl Marx will rise from the dead and take over Detroit.

You will not be able to have it your way at Burger King.

Jared will get fat again.

Paris Hilton will have her own 24 hour network.

Obama will be your next president.

Cold fusion will never become a reality.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS POST.

Everyone who reads this post, prints it out, makes 25 color copies and distributes them at their local grocery store and forwards this on to their 282 closet friends will receive a personal check from Bill Gates for $1 million dollars.

Thank you for the love you have shown in reading this post.

Carry on....