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Ha s it ever occurred to you that not one terrorist attack has ever happened in or to China? At least no attack on a large scale. No car bombings, no hostage situations, no negotiations. Why is that? It is really simple. China subscribes to the "kill them all let God sort them out" or should I say "kill them all let Darwin sort them out" philosophy. You see China simply will not tolerate any dissent. No freedom of religion, no freedom of the press, no freedom as it relates to reproduction. Sheer brute force is the only mechanism that can hold any type of socialism in place and China has shown over the years that they have the stomach and the means to quell anything not tolerable to the government. Remember Tianamen square [ ]? I don't recall anyone in China complaining about how the rest of the world viewed them. China doesn't care what the world thinks of them and the country that brought you all things Red has proved it once again. I am not sure if you have...
I recently spent the entire day with Joe Napalm down at the San Diego / Tijuana (US/Mexico border) where we witnessed the mass exodus that is illegal immigration. Most of our time was spent behind the wheel of Napalm’s 1995 H1-hummer as we drove nearly 12 hours across the hot, California terrain. By day’s end though we found ourselves at a small cantina where we sat down for supper and I had the chance to talk with Napalm one on one and ask him some questions. So Joe, thanks for taking time out to speak with me this evening. Long awkward pause with lots of silence…. What I meant to say was Mr. Napalm, Mr. Joe Napalm, Colonel…what do you want to be called by the way? My friends call me “Joe”. You can call me “Mr. Napalm”. Tell me, what inspires you each day, what drives you, what makes you get out bed in the morning? First, I really love bacon cooked to perfection. It can’t be too crispy or too soggy. I like it crispy in the middle and a little soft on the ends. And, for heaven’s sake,...
I can see it now, Salman Rushdie can't do anything without those peaceful loving extremists shouting, chanting, calling for his head on a stick [ link ]. Rumor has it that the Queen knighted Rushdie because she didn't care for his last book, "Why the bloody monarchy is a bunch of poppy *** and kidney stew!"
Please read the following aloud using the "movie guy voice." In a world, in a land that time forgot, a nation struggles to find itself, it's identity, it's purpose. What can you do when all the heroes have given in given up. - Now play the really intense/fast music with a montage of clips showing - Republicans spending like drunken sailors, open borders, Hillary laughing, Obama, well, doing whatever it is that Obama does - Now back to the deep movie guy voice: This summer, a nation screams for help, cries from the dark abyss of indirection, lack of leadership, lack of hope. A hero will rise, one man will save them all. Fred Thompson is....the Silver Senator. See him in the Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Senator. Are you buying this ticket?