Looks like Michael Vick is innocent after all I mean.....What? What's that you say? Oh....he pleaded guilty? Hmmm....Looks like Michael Vick is not so innocent after all after his recent plea agreement with the prosecution. This morning a news article was released [ link ] stating that at least 50 pit bulls were seized on Vick's property and that they will be euthanized unless someone calls and claims them. Let's walk through how that might work..... "Hello, FBI agent Maloney speaking." "Yes, I was involved with an illegal, felony, dog fighting ring with Michael Vick and I see here in the paper where you are trying to locate the rightful owners of the dogs. Can I come by and get cupcake?" "Sure, come on over. " "Great! I've got three fights I have to make this weekend and I will need cupcake there. Oh, can you groom her for me?" "Sure I will personally make sure cupcake is groomed and ready before you get here." "Oh...
Today is the day. As I write this post I must confess to you that I am hidden away in a small villa in Italy receiving a blood transfusion. The truth is that I can't keep up with the younger bloggers so I have resorted to blood doping to boost my performance. I have also finished another round of steroids, ingested cases of creatine, and am back on my diet of cream rich foods....mmmmm cream rich foods. My hopes are that by the beginning of next week I will once again be back on form, back on top, and posting like a machine fueled by my new found roid rage. Thank goodness the blogging world hasn't followed suit of other professions such as the NFL, NBA, MLB and instituted a drug testing policy. Speaking of professional sports, I know no one in America is watching the Tour de France but did you see where they just pulled the leader, Rasmussen, out of the race for allegedly doping? I am told that the only cyclists remaining are two guys from Belgium and an elderly lady with a thick...