Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

 The newest installment in the 'Mummy' series will be here August 1. It's called 'The Mummy-Tomb of the Dragon Emperor' and looks like it takes place in a tomb similar to that of Emperor Qin's pottery army. I always enjoyed Brendan Fraser and his roles in 'The Mummy' and 'The Mummy Returns' so I thought I would do a few favorite quotes from those two shows. Feel free to add your own as we go along!

My all time favorite one is:

 

Evelyn: Look, I...I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. 

Rick: And what is that?

Evelyn: I...am a librarian.

Published Friday, June 13, 2008 10:17 PM by fleur_de_lis

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# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Friday, June 13, 2008 10:29 PM by fleur_de_lis

Evelyn: you were actually at Hamunaptra?

Rick: Yeah, I was there.

Evelyn: You swear?

Rick: Every damn day.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Friday, June 13, 2008 10:31 PM by fleur_de_lis

[Upon opening the tomb]

Evelyn: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Rick: You dreamt about dead guys?

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Friday, June 13, 2008 10:32 PM by fleur_de_lis

Winston: What's the challenge then?

Rick: Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Friday, June 13, 2008 10:33 PM by fleur_de_lis

Evelyn: [after destroying the museum library] Oops.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:02 PM by fleur_de_lis

Rick: Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

Evelyn: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:03 PM by fleur_de_lis

Rick: I only gamble with my life, never my money.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 1:06 PM by fleur_de_lis

Dr. Bey: [stutters in disbelief] Oh look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies, locusts! Anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!

Evelyn: I am so very sorry, it was an accident.

Dr. Bey: My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:04 PM by scoutmom

Beni: Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!

Rick: Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:04 PM by scoutmom

Mr. Henderson: Get me a glass of bourbon.

Mr. Daniels: Alright.

Mr. Henderson: A-And a shot of bourbon.

Mr. Daniels: Yeah. Okay, okay.

Mr. Henderson: And a bourbon chaser!

Mr. Daniels: Yeah, yeah, I'll get your damn bourbon.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 6:08 PM by scoutmom

Evelyn: They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 8:03 PM by Fluffy Cow

(Holding up a cat) Look what I got!

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Saturday, June 14, 2008 8:07 PM by Fluffy Cow

He took my eyes!!

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:05 PM by fleur_de_lis

[mummy pops out of tomb; Evelyn screams]

Evelyn: Oh, I hate it when they do that!

Rick: Is it supposed to look like that?

Evelyn:  Well...no...it should have decomposed and dried out long ago, but this one still looks...looks...

Rick and Jonathan: Juicy!

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Sunday, June 15, 2008 1:08 PM by fleur_de_lis

Evelyn: You lied to me!

Jonathan: I lie to everyone! What makes you different?

Evelyn: I am your sister.

Jonathan: Yes, well that just makes you more gullible.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Monday, June 16, 2008 1:53 PM by fleur_de_lis

[Evelyn tosses a snake in Rick's direction]

Rick: Those are poisonous, you know.

Evelyn: Only if they bite you.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Monday, June 16, 2008 1:54 PM by fleur_de_lis

Beni: Think of my children.

Rick: You don't have any children.

Beni: Someday I might.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 6:15 PM by Joe Napalm

Red: Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Get out of my way, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face.

Spivey: He means it. He shot someone before!

(We quote this one at home ... a lot!)

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 9:25 AM by fleur_de_lis

Wow! Thanks, everyone. Here are some from the trailer:

[stopping a car before throwing the man out]

Rick: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 9:27 AM by fleur_de_lis

Another from the trailer:

Alex: Good going Dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.

# re: Favorite 'Mummy' quotes!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 9:28 AM by fleur_de_lis

And another:

Zihuan: [about Han] When the emperor built the Great Wall he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.

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