The Junk Drawer

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Po: I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

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Mr. Ping: We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

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Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

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Po: [looking around at the historical artifacts in the palace] Wow! I've only seen paintings of these paintings!

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Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

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Mantis: Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...

Po: Fat?

Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.

Po: Sure you were.

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Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

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Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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Po: [Standing before a training dummy] Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunda. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! you never seen *Bear* style.

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Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.

Crane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.

Monkey: Or even see his toes.

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Po: Maybe I should just go back to selling noodles.

Oogway: Quit...don't quit. Noodles...don't noodles.

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Tigress: [after Tigress lectures Po and Po makes a weird facial expression] Oh, that's it!

Mantis: Wait, wait, my fault! I tweaked his facial nerves! And may have also stopped his heart!

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Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single gingko leaf and the energy of the universe.

Po: then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

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Po: [after he gets hit in the nuts] Oh! My tenders!

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Oogway: Ah, I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!

Po: [Po turns around with a lot of peaches in his mouth] Oh! Is that what this is? I'm so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree!

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Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you Mantis. You're about the same.

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too cute.  Sounds like a movie I need to see :)

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[Po bounces down the palace steps]

Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.

Monkey: But he will.

Viper:He's not gonna quit is he?

Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

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Shifu: Po, you're alive...or we're both dead.

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Skadoosh, bechoo!