Published Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:03 PM by Fluffy Cow
Aarrgghhh, my Scruffy one, ye be needin' a wee bit o' pirate physics today! Here be a <tongue in cheek> Beaufort scale fer you to ponder:
On a scale of 0 to 12
0--just sufficient to give steerage
12--that which no canvas can withstand, hurricanes begin
6--a strong breeze
8--fresh gale--or that which would make a pirate's trousers billow about so it looks like he has fat legs.
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