I hate cliches...don't you? Let's cut to the chase. If you could have any super power in the world what would it be? Most people say flying and most men say X-ray vision or invisibility. We won't go there. Here is the challenge to you my faithful readers. What obscure super power would you...

Here is the part of the show where you, the faithful reader, submit your favorite joke's punchline. Please, family friendly material only. Remember, we are only posting the punchline. Here is mine: "Do you want that bridge in 2 or 4 lanes?"

I slept like a baby last night, meaning I woke about every 2 hours cried, ate, and then used the bathroom, I am too young for this yet something serene happened to me early this morning, something surreal. As I finally dozed off I fell into a deep sleep, relaxed, calm, and I began to dream. I don't...

I wish I could make this stuff up but I can't. This weekend the FDA released an announcement warning against "tainted veggie booty" [ link ]. Tainted with what and how? That is why I only eat all meat booty. Goofy vegans.