It's time I have told myself. Our people are together, rallied, and pumped. No, I will not use YouTube, nor Leno, let's leave that to the rank amateurs. Today, along with my running mate Joe Napalm, I gladly announce our 2008 presidential ticket via our exclusive partnership with BK. Now, all...

Ha s it ever occurred to you that not one terrorist attack has ever happened in or to China? At least no attack on a large scale. No car bombings, no hostage situations, no negotiations. Why is that? It is really simple. China subscribes to the "kill them all let God sort them out" or should...