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  • Financial Crisis Conspiracy?

    I know what you are thinking before you say it. Big brother is cooking the books in an effort to take away our liberties, turn capitalism into quasi socialism, take away our gun rights, and slowly disolve our rights to own property. What next you ask? Bar codes on our foreheads tapping into a bank account...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 10-01-2008
  • First day...first impressions

    So yesterday was my very first day of Seminary. It's hard to believe that after 10 years I am back in college. Here are a few of my insights pertaining to my first day. 1. I am older than I thought. When the professor began his lecture I pulled out my trusty Moleskine journal [ link ] and pen to...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 09-09-2008
  • The Week in Weird 08.01.08

    Today is Friday and that means...the week in weird brought to you by my mother who decided to have a baby 36 years ago. Thanks Mom! Friday is for photos so here goes. 1. You always see me plug Joe Thorn's photos [ link ] and Steve Mckoy [ link ] so here are some of my very favorite. Joe Thorn Steve...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 08-01-2008
  • Amateur Status in Serious Jeopardy

    I was contacted yesterday by the I.O.C.O.P.T. (international Olympic committee on preaching and teaching) and was given a stern warning. You see, Sunday, July 20th I was given the wonderful privilege of preaching at a local church for the second time. And, both times, per the church's policy, I was...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 07-31-2008
  • bjnotbk on....well, bjnotbk - the reveal all interview you have been waiting for

    It is not uncommon for me to be approached numerous times a day from various media outlets, AP, CNN, blogs, websites, all trying to gain access into the mind and life of bjnotbk. My PR machine has done a great job of keeping the papparzi at bay, in fact, if you saw me on the street you would never realize...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 07-18-2008
  • Pet Peeve #2 Stupid pet names

    Pet Peeve #2 comes to you in the form of irritation at stupid pet names. I know that plenty of you out there have paid zero attention to my what is and is not a pet law. Ok, so you have a sever disdain for authority, I get it. You have a cat and are not eating it and you have not thrown it away...not...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 07-10-2008
  • Pet Peeve

    As part of giving back to the community I bring you the following public service announcement (and because the court ordered me to 1027 hours of community service for clubbing a baby seal and then using it's blubber to make candles). Ever notice how well off we Americans are? We have big buildings...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 07-09-2008
  • If you want your family to live you will read this post.....

    If you love your family you will read this post. If you want your family to live you will read this post. If you want freedom to reign you will read this post. If you want the US to capture Bin Laden you will read this post. If you want the economy to turn around, gas prices to drop, and the mortgage...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 06-19-2008
  • Conversation overheard 2.0

    "You are to the world what Michael Jordan was to ball..." "Thanks bro...that means a lot!" "I meant baseball."
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 06-18-2008
  • What's your MPG these days?

    It use to be a man was defined by his career. "So, what do you do for a living? Professional stunt man? Impressive? Grizzly Bear skinner? Tough. Zamboni driver? Lucky dude. Oil boy for the Hawain Tropic calendar girls?' Umm, ok, you get my point. What happened to those wonderful conversations...
    Posted to BJ Not BK (Weblog) by BJ not BK on 06-16-2008
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